Now look at them yo-yo's That's the way you do it 
You play the guitar on the FTV 
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it 
Money for nothin' And chicks for free 
Now that ain't workin' That's the way you do it 
Lemme tell ya Them guys ain't dumb 
Maybe, get a blister On your little finger 
Maybe, get a blister on your thumb 
We gotta install Microwave ovens 
Custom kitchen Deliveries 
We gotta move these Refrigerators 
We gotta move these colour TV's 
See the little faggot 
With the earring and the makeup 
Yeah, buddy That's his own hair 
That little faggot Got his own jet airplane 
That little faggot He's a millionaire 
I should learned To play the guitar 
I should learned To play them drums 
Look at that mama 
She's got it stickin' in the camera 
Man we could have some fun 
And he's up there, what's that 
Hawaiian noises ? Bangin' on the bongoes 
Like a chimpanzee 
That ain't workin' 
That's the way you do it 
Get your money for nothin' 
And chicks for free 
Now that ain't workin' 
That's the way you do it 
You play the guitar on the FTV 
That ain't workin' 
That's the way you do it 
Money for nothin' 
And your chicks for free 
Money for nothin' and chicks for free 
Money for nothin' and chicks for free 
I want my 
I want my 
I want my FlashTV